An Inconvenient Opera?

This via The Economist today:

First it was the film and the book. Now the next stop for Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" is opera.

Is it True?

Yeah, this topic is a little overdone. I just think this is funny.

The Funniest Show... Ever.

In honor of Dick Martin, who died on Saturday.



More funny clips can be found here, here, and here.

Personally, I Do Think About Sex Every 7 Seconds

The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullshit Statistics

Make sure to check out The 9 Words That Don't Mean What You Think, as well.

Smoke, Smoke, Smoke

This is for a couple of my fellow Coffee Runners. You know who you are.

The Answer We've All Been Waiting For

Is Barack Obama Muslim?

Too Many Possibilities.

One Of Those Goth Buddhist Monks?

Outraged hippie chick: Someone drew a pentagram in my Zen garden!

--Seal Beach, California

via Overheard at the Beach, May 22, 2008

Case In Point

10AM Why Professors Drink.

Professor: So, what did you think of the reading?
Student: Well, when I read the first part, I was like, 'Dang!'
Professor: Um...
Student: And when I read the last part, I was like, 'Dang! I mean, dang!'

University of North Texas
Denton, Texas

via Overheard in the Office, Dec 20, 2007

The Real Answer

Found on teaching applications: "What is your Philosophy of Education?"

The real answer: Kids are dumb. Even the smart ones.

Ten Things You Never Want To Hear From A Fortune Cookie

1. You Should Not Have Ordered The Chicken... No. Seriously...

2. Dementia Will Look Good On You.

3. You're Not The Father.

4. You Should Give Up Now.

5. It's 10:00. Do You Know Where Your Children Are? I Do.

6. They Make A Cream For That.

7. The Cat Was Fresh Tonight.

8. L. Ron Saves.

9. The Walls Aren't Melting, It's Just Our Secret Ingredient.

10. DUCK!