Case In Point

10AM Why Professors Drink.

Professor: So, what did you think of the reading?
Student: Well, when I read the first part, I was like, 'Dang!'
Professor: Um...
Student: And when I read the last part, I was like, 'Dang! I mean, dang!'

University of North Texas
Denton, Texas

via Overheard in the Office, Dec 20, 2007

The Real Answer

Found on teaching applications: "What is your Philosophy of Education?"

The real answer: Kids are dumb. Even the smart ones.