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Ten Things You Never Want To Hear From A Fortune Cookie

1. You Should Not Have Ordered The Chicken... No. Seriously...

2. Dementia Will Look Good On You.

3. You're Not The Father.

4. You Should Give Up Now.

5. It's 10:00. Do You Know Where Your Children Are? I Do.

6. They Make A Cream For That.

7. The Cat Was Fresh Tonight.

8. L. Ron Saves.

9. The Walls Aren't Melting, It's Just Our Secret Ingredient.

10. DUCK!